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Popsicles Made of Meat? Who Could've Predicted?
Friday, August 05 2016 @ 09:15 am EDT, From: doug
A New York City health food restaurant got the original idea to make popsicles made of meat.

Can you stomach it: Chill away a summerís day with popsicles made of meat

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Stuffing A Turkey With Twinkies
Monday, November 28 2011 @ 12:08 pm EST, From: doug
For all our U.S. friends who have just finished off their Thanksgiving weekend, one thing to be thankful about is that you weren't likely served a turkey stuffed with Twinkies. Curious?

I Stuffed a Turkey with Twinkies
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Saturday, April 02 2011 @ 11:06 am EDT, From: doug

For April Fools Day, offerred up this amazing deal for a meat-themed med-spa, complete with video.

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The Christmas Slaughterhouse
Thursday, December 23 2010 @ 07:32 pm EST, From: doug

A gingerbread house, without the gingerbread and way more meat.

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The Meat Hairpiece
Sunday, October 10 2010 @ 10:12 am EDT, From: doug
Inspired by Lady Gaga, Bruce Willis wears a "Meat Hairpiece" on the set of The Tonight Show with David Letterman.

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Lady Gaga is Meaty
Sunday, September 26 2010 @ 07:48 pm EDT, From: doug
Everything you need to know about Lady Gaga:

Lady Gaga Explains Her VMA Raw Meat Dress

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Mo's Bacon Bars
Sunday, September 12 2010 @ 02:32 pm EDT, From: doug
When my friend placed the piece of salami in the chocolate fountain, ate it, and told me it was actually pretty delicious, I didn't believe him. But trying it for myself, it was true that the salty meat went well with a chocolatey coating. Interesting. Even more interesting are Mo's Bacon Bars (a blend of applewood smoked bacon and chocolate) created by Vosges. Mmm.

Buy them online: Mo's Milk Chocolate Bacon Bar, Mo's Dark Chocolate Bacon Bar

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A House Made Of Meat
Tuesday, July 20 2010 @ 11:21 pm EDT, From: doug
This is definitely a weird one, but (in a way) for both our meat eater and vegetarian readers. A house made of meat sounds horrible, but what if it was a victimless structure? What if the meat used to construct the house was grown in vitro, in a lab? Okay, yes, it's still somewhat horrible. But not nearly as horrible as the idea of using sphincter muscles that can open and close for windows and doors. How do you get it to open? Just a little tickle near the edge, obviously.

In Vitro Habitat: a House Made of Meat!

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Bacon or Beer Can is Back
Tuesday, May 18 2010 @ 06:37 pm EDT, From: doug

You decide: BACON or BEER CAN

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Kitty On The Keys - "Salty Meat Girl Blues"
Monday, April 05 2010 @ 07:54 pm EDT, From: doug
It's always amazing the things I can find while out traveling the internet. It's even more amazing the things that get sent to me, and all I have to do is just sit on my lazy, meat-filled ass waiting for them to arrive. Today, I have a super-special offering for you, sent to me by the one and only Suzanne Ramsey, Kitten On The Keys. I present to you the song "Salty Meat Girl" in wonderfully free MP3 format:

Salty Meat Girl Blues

Aside from salty meat, I'm not exactly sure what Kitten is into, but you can learn more about this San Francisco bay area singer on her website. Or feel free to creep her Flickr account for all sort of strange surprises (although suspiciously devoid of meat).
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Meatsicle - All the protein she needs in the meaty flavors she loves!


Sometime around April-May 2003, one of the great sites of the internet disappeared: HATS of MEAT. In order to provide this meaty entertainment to the masses, Meatsicle hosted a copy of the HATS of MEAT site that was recreated using the magic that is the internet.

However, in late 2005 the original HATS of MEAT came back into existence. And Steven Bean Levy who runs the site has now started to add new material. So that meat hat adventurers are provided the full experience, Meatsicle is now redirecting all HATS of MEAT traffic to the original site. Check out the new content on HATS of MEAT


Where are the scissors?
In the drawer where they always are.
I don't know, where did you leave them?
In my hand, I've been running with them.
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Hey, what's that you have in your pocket?
A bit of lint, some change, and a condom.
It's my hand.
Nothing, I'm just happy to see you.
A cellphone. On vibrate.
Pocket meat!
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